Gym Attire

Ok the gym that I attend is for women only......So just because there are NO men around that doesn't mean that anything goes ya know..This is to the lady that  was doing Zumba in front of me today..Thanks for completely making me forget what the hell I was doing because I was staring at your big fat ass...Now my ass is not perfect ( my husband and many others have told me it is ;) The lady I will call her Moon, had on grey lycra pants, ok that's cool but when your ass looks like someone took a golf ball to it, its not good...If Moon would have worn a longer shirt she would have been good, but no she had a tank top on that was 4 sizes too small, I believe she may have a toddler  at home that she borrowed the shirt from. Her ass looked like the moons surface and I couldn't help but stare at her and it, did she not have a full length mirror to look in before she left the house? I love Zumba and do really well at it except for today, that moon butt had me all off....I would like to giver her a huge thank you shout out though, because since I had to stare at her tail for an whole hour I didn't stop by the fast food restaurant on the way home...

Thank You Moonie!!!!